Linda Underwood
Linda Underwood, tall Amazonian built,
The same era as stated above,
I could never beat her at the game racquetball.
Most games ended fifteen to love!
She had marital problems. Her husband, she said,
Spent an hour a day in the mirror.
He shaved all the hair off his chest, then he oiled,
I thought a bit strange (even queer . . . )
He still got her pregnant (with two from before)
I remember her asking me by.
I offered to leave as she started to nurse.
She insisted I stay -- don't know why.
Could be we're just friends, with no secrets to hide
Way beyond native customs polite
Felt trusted beyond casual friendship, more like
Experiencing husband delight!